You want to be Gunther, Gunther IV to be precise.
Gunther IV's father, Gunther III, inherited $80 million from a German Countess. That $80,000,000 was invested and is now around $400,000,000. He lives large, but so would you with that kind of cash. Properties around the globe and a fancy diet. Problem is, you cannot be Gunther.
As much as you tried, even with extreme cosmetic surgery, you could never look like Gunther or be Gunther's type. And would anyone really aspire to be Gunther, even with all of that money? Maybe you could get Gunther to give you some cash. Gunther has no need for all of the cash he has, Gunther...
This is ridiculous. Gunther is a dog! The Countess and her dog...