Do you like yourself? Are you okay with yourself? Would you feel better about yourself if you had $250,000,000 in your back pocket? Would you care what dipshits have to say about you on social media? We know, you would care less what people have to say about you when you have a comfortable stash of cash. Unfortunately, it ain't so with Willard Romney. Willard wants the love of all.
Willard Romney, aka Pierre Delecto or the more insulting "Mitt", takes the time to gauge his social media stature and comment as necessary to defend his incompetence. Think about that: You somehow manage to acquire a net worth of about a quarter billion dollars and you are concerned about what the scrubs on social media think about you. Well, Willard, we can tell you: You are an thin skinned, limp lizard who must surround himself with sycophants if you believed for even a second that you are beloved.
We do not know what tragedy crushes the heart in this feeble shell of a man, as it may all be the stigma of having been named Willard and living off of daddy's legacy. Clearly, as this sad, sad cartoon of a hapless man displays, money cannot buy you happiness.
Remember: Before going after the quarter billion, come to terms with who you are. We are all loved and hated, but do your best to be true to yourself, to come to terms with who you truly are as a human. No one wants to be a Willard.