Should we not laugh? One of the wealthiest -- at times, the wealthiest -- men in the world thinks a not too attached woman is interested in him not for his money but for his junk. So much so, that word about is that he sends her dick pics. Yes, Jeff Bezos, that is why women are interested in you. It is weird that you had to be hugely successful before your buddy's wife was interested in your funny face and funky physique. We know, she thinks you are super sexy and loves it when you send silly middle school lover text messages and dick pics.
Tip (not the kind you see in a dick pic): When you are an unattractive billionaire with iffy social skills, or even if you are a handsome billionaire with great social skills, male or female, the other party has an interest in your money. Why? Because you lead with your money. It is who you have decided you are and it is important to you they respect your money.
So, for those looking to become a billionaire the easy way, there are now two vain people with loads of money looking to be admired by someone pretending not to be interested in their money. Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos are on the market. (We do not know if MacKenzie is any more vain than the rest of us, but divorce challenges the self-confidence of most, which causes them to react accordingly. In fact, she may have actually cared about Jeff for something other than his money, but he was more interested in this bit of artificiality: Lauren Sanchez)
We are laughing at the absurd scenery of the human condition.