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Those So, So Wealthy

Submitted by Pablo on Fri, 05/24/2019 - 13:54

It is not I who have made you poor, it is you who have made me rich! -- me

These lists come out regularly. This one is a bit more unique because it is designed to be more motivational than observational. Oxfam wants unfairness addressed, and these wealthy are evidence of the unfairness and targets.

Who are the world's richest people? The 26 individuals including Amazon boss Jeff Bezos and Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg who have as much wealth as the poorest 3.8billion

Gigi, My Love

Submitted by Pablo on Thu, 05/16/2019 - 20:22

"Look, you are attractive and rich and I am handsome and want to be rich. You are a woman and I am a man who makes love like a woman and..."

Are you man enough to use that line and make it work? Well, Gigi Chao is now single and if you remember, her father, Cecil, is the guy who offered $180,000,000 to any man that could change the ways of his lesbian daughter and win her hand in marriage.

It Won't Make You Rich

Submitted by Pablo on Fri, 05/10/2019 - 17:09

There seems to be a lot of support to heavily tax the 'wealthy' -- whoever that is -- but one should remember that taking away from the wealthy will not make you rich, nor will it make you feel wealthier, and at the end of the day they will still be rich. What should be looked at is how these people are enriching themselves by their relationships with those in power, politicians.

Billionaire Crime

Submitted by Pablo on Thu, 02/28/2019 - 07:32

What can I say? When a criminal turns oneself into a billionaire, they are doing something right successfully. Of course, you know you will make enemies, and if Putin is one of them...

Russian billionaire Dmitry Mikhalchenko is headed to a penal colony for smuggling alcohol into Russia. He is a very well connected Russian who seems to now be on the wrong side of some of his benefactors. He will be in the penal colony for nearly 5 years, unless there is intervention -- purchased or otherwise.

Let Us Laugh (D Pic Edition)

Submitted by Pablo on Wed, 02/13/2019 - 16:11

Should we not laugh? One of the wealthiest -- at times, the wealthiest -- men in the world thinks a not too attached woman is interested in him not for his money but for his junk. So much so, that word about is that he sends her dick pics. Yes, Jeff Bezos, that is why women are interested in you. It is weird that you had to be hugely successful before your buddy's wife was interested in your funny face and funky physique. We know, she thinks you are super sexy and loves it when you send silly middle school lover text messages and dick pics.

No Assault Money?

Submitted by Pablo on Wed, 01/23/2019 - 13:27

A decision has been made. We talked earlier about billionaire Richard Liu being arrested for rape: Is it the Money's Fault for Assault? Well, they have decided not to charge him.

Some will say that he is getting away with sexual assault because he is a billionaire, while others will say he was only accused so someone could profit from his billions. Either way, there will be no charges and the victims will part ways without the judicial system determining who was the actual victim.

You Can't Lose It

Submitted by Pablo on Sat, 01/19/2019 - 00:34

As you venture out for some relaxing time, remember that the twit known as Mark 'Fiction' Zuckerberg lost more than $15,000,000,000 of net worth last year. The good news is, you could not lose that much money if wanted to and desperately tried. The bad news is you will not earn that much money in your entire life, even if you add in your parents' and spouses lifetime resources. Ouch!