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Should we not laugh? One of the wealthiest -- at times, the wealthiest -- men in the world thinks a not too attached woman is interested in him not for his money but for his junk. So much so, that word about is that he sends her dick pics. Yes, Jeff Bezos, that is why women are interested in you. It is weird that you had to be hugely successful before your buddy's wife was interested in your funny face and funky physique. We know, she thinks you are super sexy and loves it when you send silly middle school lover text messages and dick pics.