Billionaire Crime

Submitted by Pablo on Thu, 02/28/2019 - 07:32

What can I say? When a criminal turns oneself into a billionaire, they are doing something right successfully. Of course, you know you will make enemies, and if Putin is one of them...

Russian billionaire Dmitry Mikhalchenko is headed to a penal colony for smuggling alcohol into Russia. He is a very well connected Russian who seems to now be on the wrong side of some of his benefactors. He will be in the penal colony for nearly 5 years, unless there is intervention -- purchased or otherwise.

Bachelor Curious?

Submitted by Pablo on Tue, 02/26/2019 - 12:37

Not one to have been a fan of The Bachelor, it is undeniable how many people really enjoy the show and are curious about everything show related. So, are you not curious how these bachelors are doing financially?

No? Then you are not a fan of the show. Understood.

Yes? A Definitive Ranking of All the 'Bachelor' Stars, From Rich to Really Rich

Let this wet your whistle and mosey along.

Let Us Laugh (D Pic Edition)

Submitted by Pablo on Wed, 02/13/2019 - 16:11

Should we not laugh? One of the wealthiest -- at times, the wealthiest -- men in the world thinks a not too attached woman is interested in him not for his money but for his junk. So much so, that word about is that he sends her dick pics. Yes, Jeff Bezos, that is why women are interested in you. It is weird that you had to be hugely successful before your buddy's wife was interested in your funny face and funky physique. We know, she thinks you are super sexy and loves it when you send silly middle school lover text messages and dick pics.

No Assault Money?

Submitted by Pablo on Wed, 01/23/2019 - 13:27

A decision has been made. We talked earlier about billionaire Richard Liu being arrested for rape: Is it the Money's Fault for Assault? Well, they have decided not to charge him.

Some will say that he is getting away with sexual assault because he is a billionaire, while others will say he was only accused so someone could profit from his billions. Either way, there will be no charges and the victims will part ways without the judicial system determining who was the actual victim.

You Can't Lose It

Submitted by Pablo on Sat, 01/19/2019 - 00:34

As you venture out for some relaxing time, remember that the twit known as Mark 'Fiction' Zuckerberg lost more than $15,000,000,000 of net worth last year. The good news is, you could not lose that much money if wanted to and desperately tried. The bad news is you will not earn that much money in your entire life, even if you add in your parents' and spouses lifetime resources. Ouch!

Pablo's Brother

Submitted by Pablo on Fri, 01/18/2019 - 11:06

When your billionaire brother is no longer available to live off of comfortably, you have to find other ways of raising money. How about a campaign to remove Trump from office that is trying to raise only $50,000,000?

Roberto 'El Osito' Escobar believes he can get Trump impeached, if you just give him $50 million to cover his expenses. He would probably just ask Pablo, if that option was still available, because he himself was quite involved in the Colombian political system through his largess and carnage. This is a family of political activists!